Brain surgery, abandoned church, all-seeing eye logo, preacher in window, atomic clock are images from Vance Mellen's films.

Creepy Clown: A Horror Novel

Decay in Body and Deprivation of Mind



Creepy clowns are everywhere, sighted all over the world. They watch YOU and YOUR children.


Who are they? What do they want?




 When a "Creepy Clown" stares at a young boy from the woods next to his grade school, the boy’s father wants to get to the bottom of it.


He hits bottom fast…



This is the terrifying story of a desperate father who signs up for Big Pharma's clinical trial of a medicated "beauty lotion."




His nose falls off.

His skin rots…. replaced by...


…something else entirely.


His mind begins to fall apart too.


Still, he puts his best face on…

…for the kids.



Creepy Clown is a horrifying novel full of apocalyptic, paranoid conspiracies, psychological and body horror, corporate corruption, dark humor, insanity, revenge, perversion…


…and plenty of rotting skin.


Stephen King’s “IT” meets Cronenberg’s  ("The Brood")/Michael Crichton’s ("Coma").


Watch out! The Creepy Clown circus is in town!


Top Customer Reviews of "Creepy Clown"


5.0 out of 5 stars

I loved this book from start to finish! The main characters' creepy yet fascinating demeanor was so gradual it almost made me forget he was a dad of two kids with a normal job..."


5.0 out of 5 stars

"This is a truly frightening book. The main character is so likeable that it is difficult to watch his downward spiral."


5.0 out of 5 stars

This is a great read! I got to feel suspense, squeamish, scared, and it still has some really funny parts. Very entertaining."


5.0 out of 5 stars

Creepy Clown--an incredible story. Creepy Clown is an intense tale told by master storyteller Vance Mellen. I am a psychiatrist and am used to hearing weird, disturbing and riveting stories, so this seemed oddly familiar, but at the same time I could never have anticipated the direction in which the story unfolded. It was full of disgusting and horrifying images, but I could not put the book down until I had reached the incredible end.


5.0 out of 5 stars

Vance Mellen is a must read author. The real deal. He is the best live story teller on YouTube and I've seen him live as well. His story telling style always comes out in his writing - and his love of the macabre and twisted and demented is always at the same time fun and scary.


Creepy Clown: Creepy Clowns: Who We Are. Why We Are Here.

contact: Vance Mellen

phone: (801) 400-2732